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Oh god help me!

Posted by Alfie Apr. 22, 2008 @ 2:19 PM EDT

My school just discovered the infamous 'Soviet Russia' joke.

I used it once in P.E. when someone fell on the floor before trampolining began (We wear socks to stop us chafing ourselves) and I said 'In Soviet Russia, floor hits you!' and it's now the new big thing of the school. Plus apparently James (the kid who fell over) made it up, WTF?

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Apr. 22, 2008 | 3:00 PM Cyberdevil says:

lol?

Apr. 23, 2008 | 11:56 AM Alfie responds:

No. Not lol.
Unfunny jokes laughed at every day all around me.

Apr. 23, 2008 | 12:11 PM LampFace says:

Ahhh WTF

Apr. 25, 2008 | 1:21 PM Alfie responds:

???

Apr. 24, 2008 | 2:22 PM Azutom says:

Grab his cock, and rip it off.

Apr. 25, 2008 | 1:21 PM Alfie responds:

Do you want to be banned?
I'm installing new ban timers and i'll be more than happy to make you the first.
(Warning, PM-to-unban, 1-day, 2-day, 3-day, 5-day, 10-day, 30-day, Permanent. It's meant to be fairer but spammers just get an instant perma.)

Apr. 24, 2008 | 3:14 PM Phil says:

AWESOMEXDLOL

Apr. 25, 2008 | 1:21 PM Alfie responds:

How is it awesome?

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